Dancing is completely natural and has evolved from mating rituals seen in most animal species.
Hence the reason competent dancing is seen as sexually attractive and flailing is seen is repulsive or a ridiculous in a potential mate.
Im not sure if your joking but that sounds like a horriffic solution.
3 disks + 1 USB stick + HDD content just for one game ? do you seriously think that is a good cost effective next gen solution to the 360's storage problem ?
I dont get it, if HHG is trying to be cool then why does he keep saying something as dorky sounding as Vidicles - it sounds really gay, and i dont mean that as disrespectful to the gay community but it really does sound camp and gay.
It also reminds me of something i saw on TV "neuticles" which are basically fake plastic bollocks for dogs who have been neutered. Mind you fake dog bollocks seems kinda appropriate for decribing HHG.
4. Try not laugh when Odin turns into a space horsey.
5. Ok im bored...
Im only butthurt because all those christian priests keep trying to bum me.
"The other article talked about representation not about how Christians are portrayed in games."
It also talked about things that things that offended the author which he felt (some would say without basis) were due to his religous beliefs - thats the part i latched onto to use as the basis of the parody.
You didnt think it was funny, fair enough. A quick glance through some of the comments tells me that lots of other people did find it funny so im hap...
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The whole zombie thing comes from voodoo.
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Mine could and did - didnt stop the game from being kinda poo though.
Speak for yourself. I dont leave the house until i've massacred at least 200 handicapped children every day.
*joke - duh
OK, this really shouldnt need pointing out but for all those that havent clicked and are getting themselves all worked up - YES ITS A PARODY.
The christian article is pure bullsh1t. Censorship is never a good thing, if someone dosnt like the content of something then dont play it, watch it, listen to it - everyone has a choice.
Disguising an agenda behind religous intolerance sucks.
thanks to everyone who took the time to read the article
I saw that one as more of a straight up murder since it wasnt done to appease some kind of supernatural master as in the first 2.
Anyway glad you liked the article :)
But you can create your own hero with nigh on identical powers.
If you want to create a guy who flys and shoots lazers out of his eyes you can do that - Superman
If you want to create a tank character who specialize in close combat you can do that – Wolverine
There’s plenty of customization options for appearance so making a guy in a blue costume with a red cape, or a guy in a yellow catsuit with a black pointy mask shouldn’t be too hard.